Friday, December 11, 2009

post ini terlalu cool untuk mempunyai tajuk yang cool

kali terakhir aku pergi ke kelab, kawan aku berkata begini kepada bartender (SERIUS AKU TIDAK TAHU APA ITU BARTENDER DALAM BAHASA MELAYU)

"abang, milo ais satu"


lepas itu seorang lagi kawan yang lain berkata,

"hey man, we're in a club.. people dont ask for milo ais.. people ask for juice.. abang, sky juice satu"


WTF ah kawan-kawan yang comel itu.. tapi baru-baru ini, aku ke kelab lagi.. Rootz Club.. terkejut juga masuk kelab tapi tidak jumpa bouncers yang gemuk, botak, segak dan bergaya.. sebabnya aku dapat jemputan khas dari Nuffnang dan HP untuk ke sana.. mungkin bouncers itu takut kepada aku.. DUA PULUH LIMA ORANG SAHAJA YANG TERPILIH TAHU.. eh, tertekan "Caps Lock" pula..



sampai-sampai, buat muka budget popular sambil cakap dalam hati,

"weh, aku ada blog.. blog aku apekesni dot blogspot.. kamu baca tidak? kamu baca tidak?"

secara kasarnya, event ini adalah untuk membincangkan tentang masa depan.. tidak kisah lah tentang apa pun.. yang penting masa depan.. kamu mahu guna kereta apa bila besar nanti? rumah macam mana? laptop macam mana? kamu mahu kahwin dengan siapa? kamu mahu isteri besar mana? kenapa isteri kamu besar sangat? dan beberapa persoalan dasar lain yang berkaitan dengan masa depan..

lepas itu ada 5 orang ahli panel yang terdiri daripada,
  1. bukan pasangan gay aku, Kenny Sia
  2. bukan teman wanita aku, Jojo Struys
  3. sudah semestinya bukan ibu kandung aku, redmummy
  4. paling banyak cakap, Cynthia
  5. tuan punya rambut merah, Joyce Wong


memandangkan tema malam itu adalah "Future Is..", jadi, perlulah bercakap tentang masa depan.. takkan cakap pasal kedai mamak pula? okay, mungkin masa depan kedai mamak boleh diterima.. memandangkan semua ahli panel adalah blogger, jadi, secara tidak langsung, mereka sangat bergantung kepada internet dan teknologi..

bukan itu sahaja, pada malam itu juga, Encik Danny Lee iaitu Pengarah Urusan, Personal Systems Group, Hewlett-Packard (M) Sdn Bhd dan juga Encik Low Sin Yip, Pengarah Original Equipment Manufacturer (OEM), Microsoft Malaysia telah melancarkan peraduan "Blog A Trend"..



lepas itu, semua orang mahu bergambar dengan aku.. cehh, tak tak.. semua mahu ambil gambar dengan lima orang yang disebut tadi..


ini dia ibu merah..



hanis zalikha perlu cemburu dengan aku sebab aku ambil gambar dengan Jojo Struys.. sampai sekarang pun aku masih tidak dapat terima kenyataan yang Jojo Struys letak tangan dia atas bahu aku.. aku dapat tunjuk gambar-gambar ini sahaja.. yang lain, maaflah, gambar terlalu peribadi.. cehh cehh.. (PADAHAL TAK AMBIL GAMBAR PUN)

malam itu, ada juga artis, iaitu Dina.. tapi, aku rasa malam itu Dina seperti dipinggirkan.. mungkin dia tidak sepopular Redmummy, Kennysia dan lain-lain.. itulah Dina, lepas ini tulis blog okay.. baru boleh jadi popular macam mereka..



kemudian, semua orang boleh balik.. semua orang dapat goodie bag dan payung dari HP.. semua orang sayang HP.. semua orang pun mahu dapat laptop percuma.. semua orang pun mahu bodek HP.. jadi, untuk membuktikan yang aku tidak gay, aku mahu tunjuk gambar ini,


ini Will Quah

mahu tahu kenapa aku tidak suka ambil gambar dengan orang yang lebih cerah dari aku? sebab mereka sememangnya lebih cerah dari aku.. T___T .. Will Quah adalah pengacara pada malam itu.. lepas aku ambil gambar dengan dia, aku tanya dia,

"this is not gay right?"

dia pun jawab,

"Naaahh, who cares?"

itu membuktikan yang aku tidak gay.. eh, ada satu lagi gambar yang sememangnya membuktikan yang aku tidak gay,


bouncer botak dekat belah kanan gambar

tidak gay bukan?


57 komen busuk:

nadiah fatihah said...

siot ar ko dpt bgmbar dgn model (ke pelakon?) iklan dentyne tu...siyes nmpak gay...'who cares, rite?'

FiFFyMaFiA (",) said...

bkn nmpak gay.. nmpak bi-.. WAKAKA

Primadona69 said...

errr...
perlu ker u ols..
wat entry ni..
semata2 hanya utk..
mengulangi perkataan..
"SAYA TIDAK GAY"???
btw...
btol kah anda "BI"??
hahahahha
;p

Siti Nornadiah said...

cuba kira berapa byk perkataan gay?

orang gay tak mengaku dia gay wahai fatul~

Fatul Akrul Ramli said...

nadiah.. jelez tak? jelez tak?

fiffy.. WTF?

prima.. cess, cess.. aku tak gay ah..

nadiah.. ada lebih dari 1.. kira sendiri ah.. :P

mugiwara said...

lagi kerap kau nafikan kau gay, lagi kuat aku rasa ke-gay-an itu!


oit!
aku nak peluk jojo juga!!!

Miss Lula said...

u look so smart lah.. huhu..

congratz tho coz dapat jemputan khas.. ececeh :D

shakinah said...

tak.

chokio_nia said...

hahaha..ko ne..gamba mang tak gaylah..hadui..congrates neway..=)

Just_najmiE said...

ahahahahaha.. semua my pic.. weih, kredit takdak ka?.. hehehe.. klau guna gmbar yg sengih kat depan cermin tuh lgi smart dowh..

good luck! may the both of us win the laptop.. (^^,)

hannamaruku said...

JELES.

[z@ck] said...

wewiit..
stylo siot..
ahahaha..

░♥si lampu neon♥░ said...

bouncer botak tu nampak gay giler. sebab botak licin. licin.

.rafiq. said...

gila kenapa nuffnang tak ajak aku?

amiza_yul said...

nuffnang tak ajak sebab anda tak popular kott.Fatul lagi popular.kan? kan? kan? haha,(sejak bila aku mula ngaku dia feymes ni wey?)

Patut kamu amik gamba ngan negro.So kamu akan kelihatan lebih cerah dan menawan.

eh,dapat num hp itu WILL QUAH tak?

XD

Admin said...

aku yakin ko gay fatul
haha

FarA said...

wahwah. fatul hangout dengan bloggers hebat yaw!

Khairi said...

fuh nasib baik ko tak gay.

syg la xamik patong aluhai.

Siti Nornadiah said...

gay dress better then str8 guy..
kau agak hot sekali di gambar yang last..

yes ure gay boi~
hahahahha!

fitriah said...

har!nak jugak!

t.a.c.a said...

eh aku jeles pada kamu sebab dapat pegi... terlambat sudah

Khairi said...

fatul, nak send kat mana blog post ni aku tak tau pun email nuffnang tu kat mana.

Cik Pah said...

jojo strus. itu sgt seksi slalunyer.. nampak serasi bergambar ngan kamu

shazika said...

style la bro nih
nak bkenalan boley
hahahahha

Jard The Great said...

waaaaaaaaaa.... mcm artis giteww la awak.. ehehe

milimilo said...

jojo tu mmg mesre dgn sume org..sket pn xjeles..[tipu] T___T

nadiah norzemi said...

Fatul, even the way u dress up with ur orange bag pon dah macam GAY!

Just_najmiE said...

the orange bag was free.. ada goodies yg mmg best.. siap dapat beg laptop HP free lg.. kan fatul kan?.. =)

kesian fatul di panggil gay.. takpa2, I know u're not gay.. haha.. but u n ur blog sgt different.. ingatkan fatul nih sorg yg gila2, klakar n byk ckp, tp bila jmpa, pendiam rupanya.. sgt berbeza dgn blog dia nih.. hoho..

sekian, terima kasih.. (^^,)

Sharinginfoz said...

memang gempak..... kalau free isi le survey nuffnang ni...

http://sharinginfoz.blogspot.com/2009/12/jom-survey-nuffnang.html

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Bungakopi said...

byk gila perkataan gay.best sumanya lam belog ni. boleh jadi penulis dlm majalah.

uchiha ct-k said...

siriyes muke ko cam muke kawan aku dowh....
syafiq zamshari....
kenal x...?
haha

cik EPAL said...

wahhhhhhhhh..best gila :)

Abir Abhar said...

ketat gila vest kaw tu..
kenapa ek agak2 nya?

khairierahman said...

wah kau dah macham artis sekarang.. hahaha

F A R Y N said...

aku keje dalam HP tower..tak heran..
hahaahahaha

Fatul Akrul Ramli said...

bengong abi.. mmg org pakai vest macam tu.. tau ah dafi tak penah belikan kau vest.

DaHLia said...
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DaHLia said...

Gay laa weiii....












bukan ko..

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